sorelatable:

When you realized that it’s somehow August already:

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jesusinc:

I love sunglasses, am I looking at that tree? Am I staring at your dick? Who knows!

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legalmexican:

When your mom lets you stay home on half days

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sexyandthethief:

my friend told me to watch this cooking video while listening to sad music. so i mixed a little something for you all

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drakefanclub:

BITCH DO I LOOK LIKE A MOTHERFUCKING APPLESAUCE BITCH TO YOU I DONT WANT NO FUCKING APPLESAUCE

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failbag:

I tried finding a romantic stock photo and this was the only one that truly spoke to me

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momlonde:

righteouskungfu:

dersely:

momlonde:

do you ever see a photograph of someone really attractive from like the 1800s and you suddenly get pissed because they’ve been dead for like 200 years and you probably don’t have a chance with them

“probably”

“We have to go back”

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you are the first person to add a comment to this that wasnt doctor who and it made me smile too bless your soul

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barebackinq:

Me: Mom I don’t think I am getting any better, I still feel sick…

Mom:image

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lux-xxiii:

idk if its been done but  im sure it has but here you go any how

lux-xxiii:

idk if its been done but  im sure it has but here you go any how

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  • Bae: Come over
  • Me: I'm in me mum's car
  • Bae: My parents aren't home
  • Me: Broom Broom

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battymind:

FINALLY! Life hacks I can actually use! =P

Also whoever thought of this is my hero.

(Source: listoflifehacks, via pizza)

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Anonymous said: im 13 and my boyfriend wants me to spend the night what should i wear

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